my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that
do you ever wonder why we’re here?
It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
What? I meant why are we here, on tumblr, endlessly reblogging. What was all that stuff about god?
if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person
"OH MY GOD I SPILT SHIT ON MY WHITE PANTS UGH FUCK"
"My leg straps keep falling off, this is such a pain in the ass"
"Ok, are these your boots or mine? They look the same."
"How do they kill titans with this harness, I cant even put this shit on."
"This butt skirt makes my ass look GOOD."
"Can I use my real hair for this character? I hate wearing wigs…"
"WE NEED A SHORT PERSON TO COSPLAY LEVI!!"
dont you :/ me you piece of shit
I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
steven moffat is the writer of some of doctor who’s scariest monsters, for example the weeping angels, atrocious writing and misogyny
Joke pronouns by cis people-
Stop, stop, stop
Fuck, fuck, fuck
You, you, you
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over