nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

jordancwierz:

product-of-scotland:

jordancwierz:

do you ever wonder why we’re here?

It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

What? I meant why are we here, on tumblr, endlessly reblogging. What was all that stuff about god?

officialdennisreynolds:

if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person

SNK Cosplayers in a Nutshell

levi-has-the-booty:

"OH MY GOD I SPILT SHIT ON MY WHITE PANTS UGH FUCK"

"My leg straps keep falling off, this is such a pain in the ass"

"Ok, are these your boots or mine? They look the same."

"How do they kill titans with this harness, I cant even put this shit on."

"This butt skirt makes my ass look GOOD."

"Can I use my real hair for this character? I hate wearing wigs…"

"WE NEED A SHORT PERSON TO COSPLAY LEVI!!"

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

holy-dildo:

death noot

You’re not strong Jean.

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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arthnoldpendragon:

steven moffat is the writer of some of doctor who’s scariest monsters, for example the weeping angels, atrocious writing and misogyny

dearnonacepeople:

Joke pronouns by cis people-
Stop, stop, stop
Fuck, fuck, fuck
You, you, you

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

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