Hey guys i’m writing a speech on being a “nerd” for my english class

brightcastiel:

could you do me a huge favor and reblog this if you have ever been teased or laughed for liking a TV show, book, or movie? 

sarena-babaroga:

Story of a dress - Lyrota - Persephone Dress

Person: what are you doing?
Me: not reading the work of a stranger on the internet interpreting the relationship between the protagonists of an established media series by thrusting them into unrealistic situations in which they for some unknown reason have intense gay sex that's for certain

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

lliampayne:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

lmfao

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

missbrostrider:

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

my schools doing this and apparently we raised $1000 in a day and a half

smilepact:

things fake dude gamers say

  • we need to go back to the roots of gaming and stop trying to make games for everyone
  • there are no queer video game characters
  • representation in video games doesn’t matter because everyone who plays them are all just like me
  • my video games are art but i don’t want them to be critiqued as if they’re a piece of art because it’s also just a game

svvord:

if someone tells you about something horrible youre doing to them and your response is “its ok i hate myself too” thats not a damn apology. youre just guilting them into feeling bad for you. stop

dachshundscreek:

PARADOX SPACE UPDATED

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It’s GA m Z E e

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

thetygre:

Well, folks, I’m off for my second vacation. I’ll be up in Nashville til’ Sunday. Leave questions and suggestions in the inbox.

Now enjoy these vintage Marmaduke strips. Look at the hate in that dog’s eyes, the sheer fury and malice. This isn’t a dog; this is Kratos reincarnated as a great dane.

troyesivan:

one day i will stop reblogging this gifset

today is not that day

nbchannibal:

*combs murder coif*

test my dashboard osmosis abilities

diva-viva:

send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can